Whose FAULT is it?

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I hate earthquakes. Those of you who know me - you know this. However, scientists conducted an aerial magnetic survey and they have recently found a new "San Andrea's like" fault in North Eastern, USA which stretches from New York to Alabama. Although inactive, scientists say with the right ingredients - disaster could strike.


Just when you thought you were safe on the east coast 'eh?

All's I know is, we out here in California are privy to just about every natural disaster (i.e. tornado, hurricane, tsunami, earthquake), so it's nice to know those of you on the East Coast who get one or two natural disasters a year now have the chance of sharing in mother nature with us. Granted, here in California we don't get all of those, but it doesn't mean they haven't happened at some point or another - or - that it couldn't happen. Just short of a tsunami and hurricane, we do get all others.

Sharing is caring!

And this is no East Coast - West Coast beef. When it comes to mother nature, we're all vegetarians.

In any case, I don't know if many of you caught this story, but I just thought I would share it with you. Doesn't hurt to be knowledgeable right?

Feel free to read more about it below:

Go Kendra! Go Kendra!

7:59 AM CRW1018 , 2 Comments


Some of you may not know who Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett is and to those of you who don't I say WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

Kendra was a former "Girl Next Door" (reality TV show) straight from the stable that is the Playboy Mansion. Best known for being one of the many who lived with Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner, Kendra stood out from the rest on her own terms. Albeit by her annoying laugh, crude comments or for her affinity for sports (i.e. San Diego Chargers), Kendra by far has been the hottest "Girl Next Door". And now, the proud new mom to a beautiful baby boy is also the proud candidate for what can be described as arguably the most sought after sex tape on the market.

Vivid Entertainment, the same company that was behind the leaking and distribution of the Kim Kardashion and Ray J video (Ray J's a shank left kind of guy - Kim is thebomb.com in it), has got their hands on Kendra's sex tape and has been threatening to release it. Apparently she and her attorney's are fighting to keep this from getting out (a little too late, hee!hee!). On the home front, it has put a strain on her marriage with Philadelphia Eagles, Wide Receiver Hank Baskett. Apparently, Hank is not very fond of this video she made back in 2003 and to make matters worse, there has been talk that Kendra possibly even knew about Vivid Entertainment and their plot to release it. It's been alleged, that Vivid has offered $100K to Kendra for its release and that she has been spear heading this campaign from the jump. It has also been alleged that Hank is fully aware of this and has threatened to leave her for it.

Here's my take on this based on all these allegations (none of which I know are true):

I can see why she would do it, I mean Hank is not exactly a house hold name in the NFL. He's jumped from team to team and is likely to be out of the league, barring a break out season. Kendra, aside from her self titled reality show, "Kendra" has no more Playboy money steadily coming in, hence, one can see why she would feel the need to secure some money the best way she knows how - selling that which made her popular to begin with, her body. As far as being a good wife goes, she obviously should have consulted Hank prior to (allegedly) making the deal with Vivid Entertainment. Who knows though, maybe this is all a scam and it is being driven by Hank, Kendra, Vivid and E! Entertainment and who knows who else, in the best interest of making even more money. You dig? Very likely.

What are your thoughts? Whether you know her, like her or are just curious about this whole debacle. Do you think it makes sense that if the allegations and accusations are correct, that it is the right move for her and her family? Give me your two cents.

In the mean time, here's more on the scandal and be sure to also check my side bar where there is a hilarious spoof on Kendra and her show.

Alicia Keys is NOT a lesbian. Awe...shucks!

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Swizz Beatz is IN the house!!! Yeah, in more ways than one he is.


It's been reported, compliments of E Online! that Alicia Keys (Sha-wiiiing!) has a bun in the oven. All along I thought she was into girls and then this bomb shell. WTF?!? I always thought that IF she were to be with any male it would be ME!!!! That bitch!!!

Okay, I digress. Now, to make things even worse (for me) she's engaged to Swizz Beatz as well. Ugh. For those who don't know who Swizz Beatz is, he's a Producer/DJ who made a name for himself working with the Ruff Ryders and DMX the then, New York based rapper, in the late 90's.

Oh well, as long as she's happy I'm happy. After all, doesn't the cliche' go as followed:

"If you let it go and it comes back - it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was."

I guess I will find out in due time. Until then, read the full story below.


Sex...What's YOUR position?

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Are you still LOST? I Know I Am!

11:06 PM CRW1018 , 2 Comments

This show sucked. I just want to put it out there that I am not a "Lostee" or whatever dumb name people call people who watch this show. I'm sorry, but I am not of the population that needs to be confused to be "tricked" into thinking a show is good - simply - because I was confused. Make sense? See - I can do it too!


My disdain aside, this show was popular and it had a huge following. Keep in mind, so did David Koresh and Adolf Hitler. The few episodes I did watch, I must admit, had me on the cusp of getting interested...but then, it would take a turn and just lose my interest. On top of that, I couldn't get over the fact that the fat guy on the island seemed to keep getting fatter. I would tune in a few seasons into the show and no matter what, the dude kept gaining weight. What's up with that? If there was a secret ration of food - Ding! Ding! - he knew where it was. Otherwise, they did a horrible job of making the show "real". Also, all the religious references ultimately never came into fruition. There were Star Wars references as well, which ties in with religious references once again. In the end though - it was like a female stroking the male shaft and then stopping just before release.

Can you say - Sopranos?

Either way, friends I know who were avid followers couldn't help but walk away from the last episode with blue balls, yet still content with the show overall. Talk about a great parlor trick by the script writers, producers and network. They created an illusion in the minds of those hapless sheep who followed their show and made the millions feel that it's okay to please themselves to alleviate the blue ball feeling - week after week.

I don't know about you - but at some point I would think people would like to finish without having to handle it themselves FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Any how, for you blue ballers - check the link below. It's in in depth look at LOST and likely has some information on the ending that you haven't heard or read.

Soy Latino! Who Do You Think YOU Are?

10:28 PM CRW1018 , 1 Comment

In light of all that is going on in Arizona with the immigration law, I thought it was time I put down my carne-asada taco, take the last swig of my orange bang and blog about my heritage. While I could get into the Arizona law - I won't. Instead, I will let everybody know a little about me and my heritage.


Soy Latino (I am Latin) and I was born in the United States. My mother and father were born in the United States as well. My grandmother is from El Paso, Texas and my grandfather was from Juarez, Mexico. To be honest, I don't know where my father is from because he hasn't been around since I was 2 years old and my mother doesn't know either. It's all good, he's a rat bastard and I don't care. Just being honest. I do not know Spanish fluently, but I do understand it pretty good and can speak above average Spanish. I can even read it pretty good. Ju-know what I mean?

A Mexican-American who was born in East Los Angeles, CA, yet I was raised around all types of races and nationalities. I've never succumbed to racial profiling and I know that stereo-types exist and is similar to racial profiling, but it's not the same; it's not to me at least. I also know that there is beauty within every person regardless of their ethnicity. I think we all have areas where we can improve as individuals and improve within our own culture; however, I think it's more important that we improve as a human race more than anything. The sooner we do this, the sooner those stereo-types and racial profiling will go away. The only thing thing is, this would mean there'd be less asians driving on the streets. I'm totally kidding. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Truth be told, every ethnicity has its own stereo-type; nobody can escape the stereo-type. Heck, look at the Major League Baseball Angels - they want the stereo-type so bad they changed their name (back) to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Anaheim Angels = Mas Puto! (Sorry, if you're not Latino, look the definition up, say it to a Latino or watch George Lopez)

The point of this blog is to give you all a little back ground of where I'm from and to also let you know I am proud to be Mexican. Equally, I am proud to be a Mexican-American and whatever makes you-you, be proud of it too. I would love to know who you are, where you're from and if you're proud of your ethnicity - let me know about it by commenting below.

Go Doyers! (Dodgers)

Zone Defense + Lack Of Point Guard = Series Tied

8:59 PM CRW1018 , 1 Comment

Boy have I seen this story unfold before. Los Angeles Lakers and Phoenix Suns going at it in the NBA Playoffs. While at one point in time I was on the short end of the stick, I refuse to believe I will witness it this series. So what exactly is causing the Lakers fits? What is this Zone Defense the Suns are playing and how does it affect the Lakers so much so, that they've gone from a 2-0 series lead - to a 2-2 tie?


For the answers to such questions, feel free to check the following link below for more on the zone defense and how it works from every X to every O.


As for the Lakers lack of a point guard, where do I start. Derek Fisher has been great over the years, he's a champion and a highly respected (around the league) veteran who has made a lot of money, while making great contributions to society along the way. Bottom line - he's a great role model; however, he is like you and I in the sense that he too gets old. It's sad and unfortunate, but hey, that's why they draft players like Jordan Farmar right? That's why they trade for players like Shannon Brown right? Wrong and Wrong again. Those of you who know basketball and those of you who are Laker fans know that the Lakers lack of a point guard capable of doing that which is necessary on a consistent basis a-la Rajon Rondo, Steve Nash, Derron Williams, Chris Paul, Roy Williams, Derrick Rose etc. is a thorn in their rears. The Lakers flat out do not have an heir apparent waiting in the wing. Because of this fact, they will continue to struggle against the zone defense.

I played high school ball and organized ball years after that and was pretty good as a guard. The zone "beguiles" you into a false sense of security. It essentially tempts you to shoot 3 pointers. Now, I was going to sit here and explain how I used to break the zone and how Derrick Fisher and Jordan Farmar are not, but I don't want to bore you any further. I will say this, the guards need to attack the zone and kick it out - as well as swing the ball around often and with conviction to tire out the rotating defense. An offensive player (i.e. Gasol, Bynum or Lamar) needs to get to the free throw line and flash, turn and face the basket and hit that shot all day.

Simple.

There are a couple ways you can disrupt the zone though, but the old fashion (dangerous) way is simply to hit your open 3 point shots.

(Insert Old Adage) "Live by the 3 - Die by the 3"

That my friends is a luxury the Lakers just do not have as they do not have a true 3 points threat - other than the Black Mamba, Kobe Bryant himself. Speaking of Kobe, here's a word for you wonderful loungers:

"Jovial" is the word Kobe Bryant used at the post press conference after they lost tonight when asked how he felt and what the team's feeling is right now after the loss.

If looks could kill, the Mamba was not pleased. Yikes. Game 5 in Los Angeles on Thursday is going to be very interesting. The off-season though, and how they will address their lack of point guard is going to be equally interesting.

We have a series people - We have a frickin' series!

Chapel Hill to WestWood - It's Twins!

7:59 PM CRW1018 , 1 Comment

David and Travis Wear are two 6 foot 10 Power Forwards (PF) who last season played at Chapel Hill for the North Carolina Tar Heels. Now, before I delve into the actual story, I will let you know a little about their past. They were McDonald All-American athletes at Mater Dei High School who were highly coveted and actually had their pick at one time between both North Carolina and the UCLA; the twins chose North Carolina last year.


Now, we fast forward to the present where David and Travis Wear are coming off a disappointing loss in the NCAA Tournament this past season and find themselves jumping ship to play for UCLA this upcoming season.

Pac-10 watch out!

The UCLA Bruins did not have a good season at all last year finishing 6th in the Pac-10; however, tied with the same record at (8-10) as my Southern California (banned) Trojans. Alas, for the Bruins there is a ray of light - nay - two huge rays of light headed to Southern California. Just as the Trojans are coming off a year in which they were suspended (thank you OJ Mayo and Coach Floyd) and on probation, they now have to contend with a loaded UCLA team. Ugh. That's all I can say about that. One thing I would like to make clear to you readers is I DO NOT like UCLA. I despise them. They disgust me. Their care-bears. They're soft. But damn it, when it comes to basketball - they're champions. Double ugh. It's what they do out there in WestWood.

Thank God for USC Football is what I say.

For details these kids from Huntington Beach, CA who strayed to North Carolina and are now back where "they belong", click on the link below compliments of ESPN.

Funny Cartoons!

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For more politically incorrect comics, visit USA Today at the link I've provided below.

http://mediagallery.usatoday.com/Editorial-Cartoons/G373

Invisible Sharks - Are You Kidding Me?

10:52 AM CRW1018 , 4 Comments


Unfortunately my friends, this is not a joke. It does however explain how a Jedi fell victim to one in Deep Blue Sea.

R.I.P. Samuel L. Jackson.

All kidding aside, it has been reported and researched that about 10% of the sharks in existence have the ability to become "invisible" utilizing a God given optical trick. They've been nicknamed phantom hunter of the fjords. Their real name however, is Etmopterus Spinax or Velvet Belly Lantern Shark which lives in the deep, deep waters of the Northern Atlantic Ocean.

I for one am not a surfer and while the ocean is beautiful and relaxing at times, I do not have any urge what-so-ever to play in waters that are not mine. They belong to the millions of critters, creatures and animals alike who reside below the H2O and seaweed. You won't find me on the news with a bite in my behind, nor will you see a video on YouTube of Jimmy Kicks, Chub Johnson or Grip Johnson peeing on me to alleviate the pain from the sting of a jellyfish. I mean, at least not unintentionally. I know, I know, I'm not supposed to be such a worry-wart and I'm supposed to live life to the fullest and all that jazz. Well you know what, I like living and just as one shouldn't wander the streets of Compton, Los Angeles, CA at midnight alone - I don't think we should play in a sharks "hood"; at least, not without knowing the consequences.

All I will say is this Mexican worry-wart admires the ocean like a hot chick at a nude beach - from afar and with caution. Especially when God decides to have fun and say, "You know what, let's make the world's oldest and deadliest killing machine invisible...yeah, that'll be fun."

For more on Jaws "The Pseudo X-Men Animal", the Discovery Channel goes into great detail about this shark. I encourage those of you who are interested or curious to check the full article out. The link is below for your enjoyment. Beware - now you see it - now you don't!

http://news.discovery.com/animals/sharks-invisible-light-luminescence.html

Subtle Hints Say iPhone 4G Will Be Out Soon

10:07 PM CRW1018 , 0 Comments

Let's see, I bought my iPhone 3GS in March for the "discounted" price of $199.99, which by the way, included re-newing my contract for another 2-years. I love my phone and aside from the crappy service that is AT&T, I have no complaints. That said, had I really thought Apple would drop the 4G as soon as June, 2010 I would have waited. My rational was that with the launch of the iPad, Apple wouldn't release the one-two blow in the same year. I mean, after all they would want time maximize sales of such a "wonderful" product (I can see the Apple fan boys with pitch forks now due to my sarcasm) like the iPad right?


Well folks, all's I know is that with the latest news coming out of the Walmart camp (compliments of Gizmodo) detailing such a generous reduction in the price of the 3GS iPhone, the only time Apple has done this with their iPhones is when they're about to drop the next generation phone. The 3GS at Walmart...who knew! And for the price they're selling it for - if you have been thinking about getting an iPhone and are currently not an AT&T customer -

DO IT NOW!

Here is why:

1. Read my blog/post regarding AT&T and it will explain the fee spike and how it affects new subscribers.

2. Because the 3GS for the low price (click on the link for pricing) will be released at the end of May, at which point you have 30 days to return your phone for another or cancel altogether without penalty. The iPhone 4G is said to drop mid-June. You see where I'm going with this?

Read more on this at my favorite tech site Gizmodo below!


"Please Take My Eyes, But Not The Shirt!"

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Apparently Katy Perry and Russell Brand have decided to dub themselves the next "Brangelina" (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie reference).


So, does this also mean they plan on adopting every child east of the Pacific Ocean? No more kissing girls and liking it? Shucks! I was looking forward to the follow up song from Katy.

I will say this, the two appear to be better suited for each other than "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" in my humble opinion. Both Katy Perry and Russell Brand, like Brad and Angelina with acting, share a passion for music; however, where they differ from "Brangelina" is by all accounts, they are similar in personality as well. Perry is best known for her smash hit "I kissed A Girl", while Russell jumped out to me with a phenomenally hilarious performance as Aldous Snow in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

On the cusp of Brand's next comedy movie "Get Him To The Greek", Russell Brand and Katy Perry appear to be in love to say the least and whether they are in fact the next "Brangelina" or not, so long as he continues to crack me up I don't care what they call themselves as a couple.

"I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, misses, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right... "

How can you not love this guy?

For more on Russell Brand and his better half Katy Perry, click on the E! Online link below:

AT&T + Steve Jobs = Bend Over & Grab Your Ankles

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AT&T recently has decided to make some nice changes (insert sarcasm). I figured what better way to describe the great service provider that is AT&T, than with a picture (shown above) compliments of joyoftech.com.


I could go into detail about what change(s) were made, but I think each of you would be much better served to see it for yourselves. All I will say is, while I feel like I dodged a bullet...I sit holding my iPhone and I can't help but feel sorry for myself. I am a sheep and Steve Jobs and AT&T have got me by the balls all because of this tiny little device. What a great device though!

If you are not an existing customer and are thinking of becoming a sheep like me - think again. Please educate yourselves by reading AT&T's "Public Service Announcement" (PSA) below.


My name is Husky Downs and I am an iPhone owner and AT&T customer and they did not use lubricant on me either.

Jamaica Declares State of Emergency!

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Masked men who were avid supporters of Christopher "Dudus" Coke, said to be one of the world's most dangerous drug lords, ravaged the streets of West Kingston Sunday, May 23, 2010. These followers were also said to have torched a police station and they traded gun shots with other security forces.

In short, what was this all about?

My Take:

Drugs and old fashion anarchy is what caused Jamaica and its state capitol to declare a state of emergency Sunday. Plain and simple.

What is going on with this world of ours? Drug trafficking is a world wide epidemic and this recent incident in Jamaica is further proof that while the Obama Administration fights drug trafficking in the United States, Governments across the World also share in his sentiments and efforts.

For more details, visit CBS News' full article below! ->http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/23/world/main6512297.shtml?tag=stack

2010 NBA Playoff Basketball: It's Laker Time!

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Do you hear that Laker fans? It's the sound of another Finals matchup with the Boston Celtics.

Alas, I digress as I do not want to get ahead of myself. There are still a couple more games to be played before the "Clash Of The Titans".

Let us focus on the task at hand and that task begins at 5:00pm Pacific Time (8:00pm ET).

Today is Game 3 of the Western Conference Championship for the Los Angeles Lakers and the Phoenix Suns. I must say, when it's not football season, there is nothing better to look forward to on Sunday than some Laker playoff basketball.

Get your popcorn ready folks, it's going to be one heck of a game in the desert as Phoenix fights to stay alive!



Rajon Rondo Is NOT as good as advertised!

6:33 PM CRW1018 , 1 Comment


I will keep this short and sweet. Rajon Rondo, the Point Guard for the Boston Celtics has been playing "out of his mind" as many analysts and announcers have so eloquently stated the past few weeks. For those who do not know who he is, well...this post is not for you. However, for those who do know who he is...think about Rajon Rondo's play since he's been in the league. Do not be blinded by the facade that is this season and more importantly, this season's playoff performance thus far by Mr. Rondo. It shouldn't take you very long to come to the realization that this guy has been an average Point Guard at best.


So the short and sweet verdict in my opinion is Rajon Rondo is simply doing what a Point Guard should do; moreover, he is doing what a Point Guard on a team surrounded by Stars like Paul Pierce, Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett would be asked to do. To this I say - It's about damn time!

You know, when Steve Nash of the Phoenix Suns drops a double-double it's just "Steve being Steve". But, when Rajon Rondo does it - he's the next best thing since butter. I can't stand the media and how they feel the need to sensationalize everything in the best interest of drawing attention to themselves using reverse psychology. Yup, I said it - it's a ploy my friends. By diverting the attention to Rajon Rondo, they are promoting themselves; albeit their network or themselves as individual sports personalities or commentators.

"This is the best performance by a Celtic - ever!" - Anonymous TNT Color Commentator

"Rajon Rondo is the best all around point guard in the game! Nobody is close to him" - Magic Johnson

Are you kidding me? When they said that, somewhere in French Lick, Indiana, a blonde headed sharp shooter who used to dawn the #33 is rolling his eyes in anger, while combing that beautifully feathered mane which sits atop his head.

Quick run down for you folks keeping score out there...below are the guards who have guarded Rajon Rondo thus far in the playoffs.

Mario Chalmers
Mo Williams/Anthony Parker
Jameer Nelson/Jason "White Chocolate" Williams

And...people are surprised Rajon Rondo is playing so well? Good gosh people, I can't even fathom how well Steve Nash, Derron Williams, Derrick Rose, Tony Parker etc. would do against such lackluster point guards.

It's pretty easy to play well when there's no defense!

In closing, Rajon Rondo appears to be having a "break out" season and good playoff performances. I will give him that. But please, I beg you... do not fall prey to the hype without doing some research. The man couldn't shoot to save his life, yet this is the guy Magic Johnson dubs as the best overall point guard in the league? ::shaking my head:: It's no wonder you didn't cut it as a coach Magic. I love you for being a Laker, but your opinions are about as valid as me having good credit.

Okay, so this post wasn't short - but it sure was sweet!

And that my friends are some reasons why I feel Rajon Rondo is not as good as advertised.




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